(This is just Jake B) Before class...
Jake B: Fayeeee, get uppp
Me: why
Jake: just get up
Me: *gets up*
Jake: *hugs me*
Aaron: what....
Jake: *lets go*
Aaron: oouuu Fayeee, i c u with Jake
Me: what?
Aaron: you like him huh???
Me: no
Aaron: good he's a playerr
Me: I don't care, you can't hate the player, just the game. That's why he's my friend
Aaron: AND WE'RE NOT FRIENDS?!
Me: that's only because I hate you in general
Aaron: but I don't play the game
Me: I know
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During lunch...
Jake: Faye let's go
Me: ok
Ronnie: wait what where are you guys going?
Me: *gets up*
Jake: *hugs me*
Ronnie & Chantal: *screams*
Jello: WHAT HAPPENED
Ronnie: STOP FOCUSING ON YOUR PHONE
Aaron: Jake stop hitting on girls geez
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Ronnie: pleassse let me record it
Jake: why
Ronnie: I'm not giving back Faye's backpack until you dooooo
Jake: *comes very close to me😂*
Grade 9 girls: *stares*
Jake: some shit is about to go down
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Jake: *hugs me*
Ryland: WOAH. Aren't you two like distant cousins or something?
All the Filipinos/ my friends around: *bursts out laughing*
Jake: VERY DISTANT
Me: VERY VERY DISTANT
Ronnie: yeahhhh, they're a COUPLE
Me: NO
Jake: NO WE'RE NOT
Ryland: WHAAAAAT
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Jake: let's just do this, they're grade 9 girls they won't leave until we do
Me: what...
Gwenn: they look so cute wearing navy and white
Jake: *hugs me*
Gwenn: JOSH (A/N- Jake's brother)
Me: RUN JAKE RUN
Jake: GOODBYE
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Jake: yo what time is it
Me: 12:28, you better get to class dude
Jake: see ya *leans in*
Ronnie: WOAH
Jake: what, oh *hugs me*
Sandra: *gasps, takes picture*
Me: SANDRA
Jake: I'll just get yo-ing
Me: yeah, just keep on yo-ing
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MAKE ME A YO- YO MASTER YO- YO MAN.
But the Yo- yo man just kept on yo-ing.
As you may tell my friends are strange. But I love them enough to keep 'em.
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School Stories
HumorYes, these are all true. If you want you can message me a TRUE story from school. Just give me the names (real or fake) and I'll add it. And of course I will add your username in first.
