After school...
Grade 9 boy: NOBODY LOVES YOU
Jake: right back atcha
Grade 9 boy: YO YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND?!?!
Jake: why?
Grade 9 boy: WOULD IT BE CHEATING IF I RAPED YOU
Me: WHAT THE FU-
Jake: *pins me down to the ground*
Me: NO LEMME BEAT THEIR ASS
Jake: FAYE CONTROL YOURSELF
Me: I'LL GET MY BOYFRIEND TO STAB YOU WITH HIS SPEAR YOU SON OF A-
Jake: *kisses me*
Me: *kisses back*
Jake: it's okay *pulls me up*
Me: okay... just let me do one thing * runs behind grade 9 boy, kicks his ass, runs away* GOTTA GO
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School Stories
HumorYes, these are all true. If you want you can message me a TRUE story from school. Just give me the names (real or fake) and I'll add it. And of course I will add your username in first.
