Christmas Edition....
Me: why'd you get eight candy canes?!
Nate: I've been good this year
Me: sure....
Teacher: you can go get your food now (A/N- she took a long time telling us to get our food, even though I didn't get any)
Me: *takes 3 of Nate's candy canes*
Nate: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5... HEY WHERE ARE MY CANDY CANES?!
Nathan: you probably ate them fatass
Nate: I DIDN'T
Nate: FAYE GIVE ME BACK MY CANDY CANES
Me: what are you yelling at me for?!
Nate: I CAN SENSE YOU HAVE THEM NOW GIVE IT BACK
Me: HOW'D YOU KNOW *gives candy canes back*
Nate: I'm more than just a fatass
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Nate: don't you love my decorations *shows assorted candy canes*
Me: *messes it up*
Nate: why are you so mean... *rearranges*
Me: *tries to mess it up again*
Nate: *grabs hand* not this time
Nathan: why are you guys holding hands?
Me: shut up Saldo
Me: *uses other hand to mess up candy canes*
Nate: WHYYYYYYYYYY YOU RUINED MY SOUL IN CANDY FORM
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Me: do you want my other candy cane?
Nate: are you serious? *counts all candy canes*
Me: yea-
Nate: YES
Me: *gives candy cane*
Nate: you know I love you right
Me: yeah yeah, just save your "I love you's" for Kiara
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