Flex Day... (or I guess freebie classes)
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In block one
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Mr. De Lara: all Filipinos LOVE shopping. Like when they're at the mall they're like *says in Filipino accent* ay, it's so hot
Class: *bursts out laughing*
Mr. De Lara: who wants stik-o?!
Me: JACKIE SHAREEEEE
Jackie: GET ME ONE
Me: YOU'RE NOT SHARING
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In block two
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Gr.9 Student: *lip syncing* her name is noelle, I had a dream about her, she rings my bell *pushes back Angelo on his seat* got gym class in half an hour....
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Few seconds later
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Gr.9 Student: *lip syncing* listen to iron maiden maybe with me *grabs Ivan's hand*
Ivan: DAVE HELP ME PLEASE HELP ME HELP ME
(And he was never seen again)
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In block three
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Me: *stares at Josh*
Josh: *stares back at me* *takes sip of hot chocolate* HOT. HOT HOT HOT.
Me: HA! HA HA HA!
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Me: Ryland, you have corn starch all over you, even on your back!
Ryland: I'm a mess I know
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Me: I'M TELLING MARY YOUR MIDDLE NAME *runs down the hallway*
Josh: STOPP *runs after me*
Me: MAR-
Josh: *pushes me* SHUT UP
Meh, nothing happened in block four, just stuff about travelling to New York.
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School Stories
HumorYes, these are all true. If you want you can message me a TRUE story from school. Just give me the names (real or fake) and I'll add it. And of course I will add your username in first.
