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I should be doing my biology homework but I've been procrastinating for 5 hours as it's 8:25pm. I'm probably going to be up until 12am to finish it but whatever, I wanna write. Also I remember when this story had 1000 reads and I had freaked out cuz I was so happy and now it has over 8k. I know I say it a lot but I seriously can't fathom why it has so many reads even though I'm really appreciative <3 just... how?
"Tom, you don't need any more alcohol. Game night isn't an excuse to get drunk."
I'm currently trying to yank Tom's flask away from him. He seems to think that playing board games together requires Smirnoff. I mean, we have all had some alcohol, because we were playing truth or dare, but he's ridiculous.
"You're the one who gave it to me in the first place!"
"I didn't tell you to drink so much!"
"I'm not causing any harm to you!"
Edd looks up from the game of chutes and ladders.
"He's right (y/n), as much as I don't like Tom getting drunk, it's not like he's hurting anyone."
"Fine. The the moment you cause trouble we're done here."
"What are you (y/n), my mom? Fuck off."
Edd interrupts again.
"Tom, stop being so rude."
"She's the one who's being rude!"
I leave Tom to himself and scoot near Matt. He's actually playing the board game instead of admiring himself.
"Who's winning?"
"Tord is," Matt responds.
We play game after game for hours, until we get to truth or dare again. Man, they really like truth or dare. And boy do I have an surprise for them... would it be awful for me to make them play spin the bottle? Or just funny? I think the latter. Maybe both. Edd speaks up first.
"Okay Tord, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Do you own a waifu pillow?"
"Uhhhhh... yeah," Tord goes red.
"Right, now Tord ask (y/n) truth or dare. We'll go around the circle, you, (y/n), Matt, Tom, and me."
"Okay. (Y/n), truth or dare?"
"Truth!"
"Okay, uh, have you ever kissed anyone?"
[if you have just go with it k?]
"No..."
"Oh."
Awkward silence for a moment, and then it's my turn to ask Matt.
"Matt, truth or dare?"
"Dare!"
"I dare you to wipe toothpaste all over one of your mirrors!"
"You monster!"
Matt runs upstairs and I swear I see him shed a tear. A few minutes later he returns with a toothpaste covered mirror.
"Okay Tom, truth or dare?"
"Hmmm... dare."
"I dare you to eat the month old pizza in back of the fridge!"
"No way! That's nasty!"
"Hey!" Says Tord, "you chose dare and you can't just drop out!"
"Fine."
Tom heads to the kitchen and brings back the pizza. It looks okay, but also old. He sniffs it, then wolfs it down, I'm assuming to get it over with. He gags a bit but he manages.
"That was fucking disgusting."
Tom turns to Edd.
"Okay, truth or dare?"
"Truth!"
"Are you sexually attracted to cola cans?"
"Tom! Of course not!"
"You sure you're not, Colasexual?"
We all start to laugh at Tom's horrible joke.
"Yes Tom, I'm sure. I just really like cola."
After Another round, it's my turn again. I grab Tom's empty Smirnoff bottle. Now that they're so invested in the game, they can't back out. They'll probably hate me for a couple days but they'll get over it.
"Alright! Matt, I dare you to play spin the bottle with Edd, Tom, Tord, and Tord's waifu pillow. And you can't back out."
All the boys go pale. There's no way out of this one for them. I smirk deviously, the perfect plan. I don't ship any of them or any of that, I just want to see the faces of a bunch of straight guys playing spin the bottle. Hilarious.
"Tord! Go grab the waifu!"
"Uh, o-okay."
Nobody speaks, they're all nervous.
When Tord gets back, he sets the waifu next to me and I place the bottle down, we all look at it.
"Remember guys! Nothing's gay if you say no homo!"
They all just look at me in horror and I start to laugh. Tord spins the bottle first, and it lands on the waifu pillow.
"Ha! Suckers."
He actually legitimately kisses the pillow, and we all look at him disgustedly.
"What?"
"Nothing."
Next it's Tom's turn. He spins it, and it lands on Edd. Tom seems pretty drunk. He shimmies over to Edd and pecks him on the cheek as fast as he can, then sits back down.
"Uh, that doesn't count, and you didn't say no homo, homie."
"It's good enough! I'm not kissing him on the lips!"
"Fine."
In all honesty, it was as pretty boring game of spin the bottle. After just one round, we give up.
"Hey (y/n)?" Tord asks me.
"Yeah?"
"Since you made us play spin the bottle can I give you a Truth or dare?"
"Sure. Dare."
"I dare you to full on make out with my waifu pillow in front of all of us."
"WHAT? NO WAY!"
"You can't back out, remember? We couldn't back out of your dare."
Now all of them are laughing at me as my face goes red. I don't want to do this, but he's right, I can't back out. But, I don't know how to kiss someone, let alone make out with them, even if it is a waifu pillow. This is going to be horrific and I'll never live it down.
"Come on (y/n)! Do it! Do it! Do it!"
All of them start to chant encouragements at me. I don't even want to think about what Tord has done to that pillow. That makes it so much worse. I pick up the pillow, and stare into the waifu's cold, unfeeling cottony eyes. Rest In Peace to my dignity, here goes nothing. Not knowing what to do, I press my open mouth against the cotton waifu's, and try to imagine that I know what I'm doing. Ugh, this is so gross and horrible. I guess I deserve it though. Should I lick it? Ah! I don't know what I'm doing! I just try to move my mouth around and make kissy noises. I'm never going to live this down. I can hear them choking on their laughter as embarrass myself. And, I'm done that's enough. I push the pillow away and go red again. Unable to face them, I run up to my room and shut the door, mortified. I hope they don't mention this ever again. Then I realize that by kissing the waifu, I had an indirect kiss with Tord! Ew!!!! No!!! I run to the bathroom and gurgle water and mouth wash twice each. I'm scarred for life.

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Mirror, Mirror (Eddsworld x reader)
Fanfic(Y/n) accidentally travels from the real world to eddsworld, where she finds that her favorite characters really exist. [Viewer discretion is advised for: strong language, minor violence, drugs/alcohol] ((Updates (somewhat) weekly))