Tomboy Stuck In Naruto

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Dedicated to @helloweirdstranger
The one who made my awesome cover
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1:Kankuro

"Hey, Kankuro!" I yelled at him, running to his side.

"Tch. What?" He asked, glaring at me.

Still angry at me, I see.

"You're really weak, ya know?"

"Like hell! Get over here!"

"But Sasuke beat you with a pebble! How are you not weak?"

"I'm not weak!"

"The pebble knows!"

"The pebble can't talk!"

"Objection! That's all lies and conjunction!"

"We aren't in court!"

2: Sasuke

"Where were you on the day 20/11?" I asked, looking at the duck.

"Hn."

"Yes I know it was morning, and I know I was there. But on this day, someone was murdered." I said. "And I believe I'm looking right at the culprit."

The duck glared. "Hn."

"Perhaps this will jog your memory." I said, pulling out a small, plastic bag. "This is all we could find of the innocent."

I'm pretty sure Sasuke would have facepalmed at me if his hands weren't tied behind his back.

Can't blame him. Inata said. I feel like facepalming myself.

Shut up Inata. I thought you were on my side.

I was. Then I realized that this was stupid and gave up on you.

I take offense to that.

Good. You were supposed to.

"Nothing to say for yourself, ducky?"

"This is stupid."

"I'm sure Bobby would have said that if I was interrogating him over your murder."

"Did you name a pebble?"

"Did your parents name a duck loving boy?"

"...Hn."

"Guilty. Take him away."