Tomboy Stuck In Naruto

THIS DAY IS SUPPOSED TO BE SPECIAL! Right?

Jay Fun Fact

Up top is Scythe. Yep, you read right. A scythe named Scythe. Isn't it wonderful?

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Team Guy was racing to the tower. A brilliantly beautiful girl leading the way-

Yeah, go ahead and believe that.

Do you have to ruin my story?

I said I wouldn't let you get a big head didn't I?

You don't have to be so fucking brutal!

If I want to get it through your thick skull, yes I do.

I sweatdropped and sighed.

"What are you sighing about Jay?" I heard Tenten ask.

"Do I have a big head?" I looked at her with- holy shit are those tears?!

(My wall! You know what, forget it.)

Finally. Does this mean I can break the fourth wall whenever I want now?

(Sure. Just wait till ya meet Kakuza.)

Shit...

"No, I don't think you have a big head." Tenten's voice pulled me back to reality.

I looked over to her. "Really? At least I have one fri-"

"But if I ever had to die I'd jump from your ego to the village."

I anime fell and cried rivers of tears.

"Really? We don't have time for this." I heard an annoyed voice say behind us. And, next thing I know I'm over someone's shoulder.

"H-hey! What the hell!" I yelled as I realized who it was. "Let me go, Damn it!"

"Shut up. You'll draw attention to us." Hyuga said and I could just see the smirk on his face.

"Oh. Well too bad, I'm a screamer. I predict the whole village will hear is when we have-" I was cut off when my breath got knocked out of my lungs.

"If you try to finish that sentence, I swear." Hyuga said.

"A fight, you motherfucking pervert!" I yelled.

"Don't speak another word." I smirked as I could tell he was becoming annoyed.

"Oh, so you're the dominate type. Well so am I! No way in hell are you getting the best of me!"

"...Shut up..."

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We had arrived at the tower in the next hour and guess what! We ran into a team that had the scroll we needed. Unfortunately. Now I'm gonna have to sneak out. Meh. I could always use that new jutsu... I'll just do that.

Anyways, we made it here along with Panda and his team! I'm guessing you can guess what I did, can't you? Absolutely nothing. Why? Because the fucking Hyuga wouldn't let me go until we made it to our room!

Do not worry my panda, I shall hug you!

He's not worrying.

Way to ruin my moment.

I try.

...I give up on you.

"Now listen here. I don't want you anywhere near that sand team. Either of them." Tenten said.