Tomboy Stuck In Naruto

When Life Gets Ya Down, Kill Something

Sorry. There won't be any Jay Fun Facts for a while. I accidentally reset my phone and it's gonna take a while to get the pictures I had. I'll give you the update dates though.

In about a week, week and a half, I'll have all my stories updated. Have fun. And enjoy the story!

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We walked to the Hokage's office, and by we I mean me, Tenten and Neji. I got tired of Guy and Lee's annoying talk about youth so I knocked them out. Fun times, fun times. Anyway, back to the present.

Neji was about to knock on the door before I pushed him out the way and punched the door. What can I say? I hate having to wait. Anyways, ANBU jumped on me and the remaining ANBU were in a defensive stance in front of the Old Man. "Get. The hell. OFF OF ME!" I screamed, Inata's voice lacing with mine.

"Let go of her. She's not an enemy." Old Man said. "Thanks Old Man! And I'm not an enemy to you. I might be a very dangerous enemy for them." I said glaring at the men that jumped on me. They glared right back and we had a little glare off, to which I won, thanks to some KI from Inata.

"Well then. Old Man give us a mission! And not a D-rank!" I said gleefully. He sighed and I smirked, until some other's came in. And to my luck it was Team 7. I did a happy dance right then and there. Not!

I ran and hid behind Neji. Why? He was the closest person there.

"What are you doing?" Neji asked. "Hiding. What does it look like I'm doing?" I asked, still shivering in fear. "Why?"

"I'm really close to knocking all those questions out of you like I did with the whole destiny thing. Now shut up!" I hissed. Too late~ Inata said in a singsong voice. I looked up to see the students of Team 7 shaking. Sasuke's hardly noticeable but still there. "Stop with the damned shaking! You're giving me a headache!" I hissed at them. They frantically nodded their heads and I went back to hiding. "In three...Two...One..."

Guy jumped up, finally awake and he saw his "eternal rival" and challenged him. "Do you understand now?" I asked a certain Hyuga. "Unfortunately yes." He said. Sighing, I went out of my hiding spot and knocked Guy out again. "Now then. Mission. Now. So I can get away from the duckass imposter hair, bubblegum and the ray of sunshine." I said. "Can I assign the team with the sensei theirs first, Jay?" Old Man asked. "Never mind. You have made me your enemy again." I said, crossing my arms. "Jay! What have I said about crossing your arms?" Tenten yelled. I looked back at my team and saw that all of the boys and even some ANBU had nosebleeds.

My eyes were once again purple, but they were morphing from purple to red. "Perverts!"

And a few minutes of Tenten promising to teach me how to wield some new weapons, I stopped trying to kill them all. "They are all now my enemies." I said grimly, a sadistic smile on my face. They all paled. Probably remembering the last time they were my enemies.