What The Hell! I'm In Naruto?!

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Jay Fun Fact

Up top is one of Jay's best guns. Mostly because it has multiple guns and knives and ammo. She calls it The Thirteen Years of Pain. Mainly because she got it on her thirteenth birthday. Her favorite part is the flamethrower. She likes saying "Let it burn" every time she uses it.

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I yawned stretching. Today's the day! For everything to stay the same...
I got up checking the clock, rubbing my eyes tiredly.

"Huh? Holy shit! I'm gonna be late for school!"

I'm pretty sure everything was normal outside before I yelled that but hey, they should've tried waking me up. I did my morning routine which just so happened to be get dressed, brush my teeth, brush my hair, check the internet for any new weapons, count all my weapons, check what color my eyes are, and lastly run and hope to hell I'm not late. Exhausted I ran into the school.

"Ms. Mokkinbādo, please refrain from running in the halls. Especially so early in the morning." A voice said from behind me. "Sorry, Mrs. Ottato! Wait, did you say early?" I asked confused. "Yes! How did you even get in here so early? It's 5:30! Please explain yourself." Mrs. Ottato said. "Ohhh. Now I remember... I set my alarm clock three hours early so I wouldn't be late. Sorry ma'am, I forgot." I said worriedly. She sighed. "It's alright. I don't want this to happen again. Now go home and enjoy yourself. Just don't be late." She said sternly. I nodded and walked out.

Hmm. I guess I can go watch Naruto for a few hours... Or I could go practice using my swords or my hammer. My giant hammer. Or my bow... Or my...

GUNS!

I put on my headphones and start listening to Nightcore. Ah... My music. You know I can't live without my music. It's my life. Besides my guns. I was so caught up in the music that I couldn't hear the car coming. And the next thing I felt was pain. But the next thing I felt was relief. The wonderful relief of going out of this terrible world. I just wish I could go to another one.

A world where I would be accepted. That's a dream come true. My last wish before dying. To go to a world where I am accepted for who I am, for all of my faults.

A tear slid down my cheek and that's the last thing I remember before I was sent to the dark abyss.

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My eyes flew open as I felt water surround me. I can't breathe. Wait! How am I alive?!

I swam up to the surface, coughing. Swimming to the shore, I looked around. Everything was...Animated?! This looks a lot like Naruto, but there's no way. Okay, I feel dead weight on me. I made it to shore and started coughing up water. Wait a second! What the hell happened to my hands?!

I wrung out my hair. This cannot be happening! What the hell! I'm in Naruto?!

"You can come out now. You really need to learn how to conceal your chakra." A voice said.

I looked up to see a man with grey gravity-defying hair, a mask and a Konoha headband. Oh my god! It's Kakashi Hatake! Calm down. Keep yourself calm. Don't let your inner self overpower your hate-you-all exterior.

"Hmm. Now that I think about it. Take me to the Hokage." I said. "I won't take orders from someone who could be a potential enemy." Kakashi said. Potential? Enemy? "You do realize you have weapons, right?"

I looked down and my face lit up. "Aka! I missed you so much!" I said, hugging my sword and looking around for the rest. "Parasite!" I yelled jumping at my red and black scythe. "You're a little weird..." said Kakashi, who I had not forgotten about. Okay I forgot all about him. "You're a little rude. Can't you see I'm trying to show my love to my weapons. Insignificant, untimely - Thirteen Years of Pain!" I squealed, jumping over to my multi weaponed gun. Kakashi sweat dropped.

"I'm going to have to take you in for interrogation." Kakashi said. "Fine by me." I said smirking. "I've always wanted to go to interrogation. But I'm going of my own free will." I said, stepping to the side, making Guy fall face first to the ground. "Hi there."

And so, we ended up walking side by side to Konoha. Them talking about me, me going to my own universe and not listening to a thing they say. I yawned.

"Baka, carry me. I don't feel like walking. Eyebrows,if Baka doesn't carry me then you do. And if you refuse, I can just not talk and you'll find out nothing about me. I hope that's okay with you." I said. "Baka?" Kakashi asked at the same time Guy yelled, "Eyebrows!"

I nodded. "You are a baka, thinking I can't hear what you're saying. And you have large eyebrows and I don't feel like calling you Mr. Yoga Teacher."  I said in a "duh" voice. Kakashi sweat dropped and Guy went to his emo corner to grow mushrooms with anime tears streaming down his face. I held in my laughter.

I jumped onto Kakashi's shoulders. "Come on men! To the interrogation room! Forward march!" I said, pointing to what I believe is south. Kakashi sighed. "The interrogation room is the other way." Kakashi said. "Oh. Backward march!"

This had them both laughing and going along with what I said.

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