Tomboy Stuck In Naruto

Pranks

Number 1: Shikamaru Nara

Shikamaru: "What time is it?"

Jay: "Midnight."

Shikamaru: "But the sun is still up."

Jay: "No it isn't."

Shikamaru *points to the sun*: "Do you not see that?"

Jay: "No, I can't. I'm legally blind."

Shikamaru: "Then how can you see where I'm pointing?"

Jay: "What do you think I am? Blind? You're pointing at it!"

Shikamaru: "I thought you said you couldn't see."

Jay: "I never said that."

Number 2: Naruto Uzumaki

Naruto had just left his apartment. I don't know where and I don't know why, but he's gone. Just as I don't know where or why, I don't know when he's gonna get back, so I'll have to do this carefully.

I quickly made some shadow clones. "Alright girls. Here's what I need you to do..."

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I sighed in content when I left. Naruto will definitely live a longer life now. What did I do? Well, since you asked so nicely, I'll tell you. I got rid of all of Naruto's ramen and replaced it with fruits and vegetables.

That's not good enough? Fine, I'll tell you what else I did. My choices dyed all of his clothes black and his pajamas are new pink. Just wait till he comes home.

Number 3: Kankuro

Jay: "Hey. Hey! Heeeyyyyyyy. Heeeeeyyyyyy! HEY!"

Kankuro: "WHAT?!"

Jay: "You know you wear more makeup than your sister, don't you?"

Kankuro: "I do not!"

Jay: "Sure. Whatever let's you sleep at night."

Number 4: Hidan

I walked into the Akatsuki base dressed in all black and inwardly smiled as I saw ask of them there.

"I'm very sorry to inform you, but Hidan has died." I said solemnly. "May he rest in pieces..."

"What the fuck!"

"Oh. Sorry, wrong Hidan."