After the very hot secc Bert saw that he had a very big stomach and then asked himself if he had any tasty eats to make his stomach the size of Ernie's 10 foot Willy, but then realized that he never has the good eats because Ernie is an abusive husband and beats Bert and does not feed him so he said "whoops I'm pregnant", but Ernie said "no thanks" and stabbed Bert 20 times in chest, causing Bert to moan and wail in a massive puddle of blood and then die the end.
