In the time I was gone this story got way more views than I expected (also known as getting any views at all) and now I think my book has a fan base of about 2 people so it's time to make a new chapter. I guess I'll continue with the ironic adopted fan fiction theme from last chapter...
Wiggo Adolf Andersen's POV: OWooWOaOa Ernie is very mean and also he b e e t s me and then also I was on Club Penguin and was playing with Ernie and I beat him in a sled race so then he said "an eye for an eye lol" and since I beat him in a game he beat me in real life with a belt and then I said "no pls" but he didn't stop since he's the mean dad but Bert is the nice dad. Bert always has a catch with me when I ask him to and always plays Club Penguin with me when I ask him to and when I win in sled races against he he congratulates me and when I lose he tells me how I can improve and what I can do better. I remember him (before Ernie killed him and mutilated his corpse and then had intercourse with the mutilated corpse because he's a necrophiliac) as a father who always tried to be a child with me. He would play imaginary games with me, watch children's shows with me, go in the bath with me and touch my penis, read children's books with me, and eat chicken nuggets with me. Once Bert tried to call CPS on Ernie, but the police didn't find anything wrong with Ernie beating and molesting me, because they said it was perfectly normal and Ernie was just expressing his fatherly love.
Ernie's POV: (whilst beating Wiggo Adolf)
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