Another epic update for all of my brothers who may be reading this book or have it on their reading lists or whatever
One epic day in Sesame Street, after it was repaired after [Al]Bert summoned a satanic beast to demolish it in a fraction of a second after Wiggo Adolf walked in on him and Ernie having very hot and erotic gay sex and Ernie pouring gravy down his buttcheeks, Bert and Ernie were naked and were kissing each other on the mouth and then Wiggo Adolf walked in on them and said that they were gay but Ernie beat him because he said that it wasn't gay because Bert was pretending to be a girl so Wiggo left their room and then Ernest and Albert went back to passionately making out and then Ernie started giving Bert's extremely large and thick 63.5 cm long and 30.48cm wide penis the vacuum suck slop top 3000 even though Bert was the one that was supposed to be pretending to be a girl such that it wouldn't be gay and then Bert pointed out that it should be the other way around so Ernie pulled down his pants and whipped out his 2 inch punisher and Bert made fun of his tiny penis so Ernie beat him but Bert got a huge erection because he's into that kinky shit so his penis became 127cm because it's actually 63.5cm when flaccid not when erect and then afterwards something epic happened idk that's it but I don't want to end the chapter like this so pretend they did something funny and epic the end (of this chapter).