The greatest pun I swear to god (also other stuff)

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Decided to watch World War Z

Fucking Peter Capaldi appears as a doctor

Working in a research center

Called W.H.O

Fucking hell

I also watched Stranger things cuz I want to know what the hype was about

I've never been more scared of Christmas lights and the alphabet 😂

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In other news I turned 17 last month

Great things happened

Watched Thor Ragnarok with Mum and Dad lol

Loki is still my favourite

"I was falling for thirty mINUTES"

Thor got hit in the face with a bowling ball

Also had the shit beaten out of him by Hulk

(Who actually speaks omg)

(ALSO BIG PLANS FOR HIS HAMMER LMAO)

Also Benedict Cumberbatch shows up as Doctor Strange

And Dad threw popcorn at me

Dad: "Open your mouth"

Dad: *has shit aim*

Dad: *gets it stuck between my glasses and my face*

(Twice)

But anyways good movie 10/10 would recommend

I also got a box of malteasers

And pizza

Lots of pizza

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Also a late Happy New Years everyone

No resolutions for this loser

And also:

I'm fucked lol

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I'm fucked lol

Might be off for a while, so I can clear everything off my phone and fix it ugh

So yeah. How's everyone else?

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