Speech Notes

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I have learned a new lesson! Never use speech notes while working on a group project in your classroom. It seriously doesn't help you focus. 

My friends and I used the speech notes during class and its freaking hilarious. The mic was so terrible especially since we had no headphones and about more than 20 kids talking all at once. I managed to copy most of it on a google doc. It also caught when our teacher was talking to us. I laughed so much I began to cry and had to get up to get tissues. Anyways here are the speech notes: 

Tell me the none of the other three classes of 94 make how u think bout that sense 93 I didn't say 94 Make weird you know what I'm saying Ojai Casino will you typing I said Christina. With cheetah or whatever the hell it says Christmas close enough Christmas marshmallow marshmallow~Okay so we going to try again hopefully this doesn't type what you know like I don't know I'm just talking now because I'm just bored I see Amana everything and all this because I never paid to sit in class because it's boring Oh my God welcome Acting up working now it's going to work for like 10 seconds or something like that and I don't know yeah I talk so much what the hell So now it's Savanna copying all of this is she shake shingle shingle write this down cuz this Oh okay okay so what's that supposed green what green I don't know what green is a future so yeah yes I'll get some myself is that a problem This isn't make it sounds like you're talking about Green like I ain't talked I'm not talking about you I'm talking about something else but of course Google sucks and just doesn't you know like I don't know it's just weird or snap I'm sorry I'm cursing oh my God so yeah It is looking at me cuz you are special and mental and all that good stuff Nah nah you're just talking to mr. Rooney about something about social studies because you know we never pay attention during class because you just talks way too much and yeah and later when I get home I'm going to take a nap because I'm so tired and and I said wait wait wait wait

Okay the guy just came in the room looking Dusty question I meant to say Miss craft not die cuz you know with Minecraft And for Christina think I'm just going to keep on talking until school ends just to mess with her even more cuz you know she's laughing right now you can't hear me but that's okay because I just like to mess around cuz I just I'm a loser and yeah and yeah yeah You may not have my attention that's you that's you Interesting color I didn't plagiarize know if I want to I would just read the textbook for the Yankee Just like plagiarize it myself in and tell you about it but not really the point of the assignment right I want you guys this is an important era in American history so that we can look at it cuz then I think we can look at the 20s and then we can get into World War 1 the Great Depression we can start all that stuff so I'd rather ....hold up....When you go to college pay your bill right and then you have them to a certain point to like drop out of the class if you're not doing well to get your money back if you do don't do it right or you get kicked out like you pay per class right when you go to college How many how many how many how many credits do you need how many how many how many Tinky Winky Tinky Winky Okay so you know I like the Teletubbies television I'm not going to keep us okay copy it okay I can't breathe I really can't breathe it's like really bad oh my God look at this a little little b**** I didn't mean to do that like I didn't mean to do that I just caught me off-guard you know I was looking at this little ugly girl from outside with a big old for her you know it Big old Burnett middle part

Okay I'm back on I'm back I'm back I'm back I don't know what to talk about though so you like yeah I got to give me ideas so that I'm back by Jonathan how are you high just so weird What does it mean to say hi I said like hi why is it saying whether I just say whether know whether like a weatherman like an NOA what the hell is that what is that I didn't say that 59 East help me even though she has a mental problem but that's okay but Tina is a patina We should really start like stop laughing because you know we might going to tell her I was running like if it's temper that mean I don't know I don't want to see a really big number like 1265000 length 252 something like that did it get it running Highlight sub Subway but Oreos are better Hi Beulah how are you okay cool I wasn't going to get it wrong because it's boring when I get there I don't know nothing what was it messed up hairline God Yes make a book about me like that should be stole it why is it doing it in the front know what you doing ladies and gentlemen or org Shrek is love Shrek is life   

I think speech notes are beautiful just absolutely beautiful XD. Our teacher asked us why we were laughing but once we explained he started laughing too. So its all good

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