Ho ho ho. Merry Christmas.
Welcome back to another Christmas chapter.
Why am I doing this when last year I said I don't celebrate Christmas?
Because capitalism has reached me too and I have fallen in love with Christmas.
Christmas is all about lights, food and an awful lot of Christmas songs.
I can't even tell you the number of them I have heard over the past 10 days. And well not all of them were best of the lot. Also there is this habit of me and my sister to sing the worst possible songs we know. So combining the two, I present to you our two protagonists showing you the weird side of Christmas.
As always, Italics- Her, Bold- Him, Bold and Italics- Both of them, and normal-the song.
And once again this Christmas do something Christmasy.
Song: This Christmas by Set It Off
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"You know what would make this decorating even more fun?"
"What?"
"Christmas songs. And I have got just the one."
"God no."
"Oh you'll love it!"
"Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
'Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la..."
"Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!"
"Oh my God, it's here, this awful time of year
How I hate the snow is falling
Wealthy neighbors bragging about the gifts they're getting"
"Hey, Jack! They say, let me take a guess now! You're getting K-Mart clothes again!
And then, I had a revelation!
This is my chance to sew their lips clean shut with fear"
"Because..."
"This Christmas I'll burn it to the ground!
This Christmas Santa's skipping town!
This Christmas everything will change, when they see the flames
This Christmas day!"
"Christmas lights alive, lighting up the night
Meanwhile I'm inside my room, conniving through the cheer and laughter that resumes"
"Tonight's the night, I have to do it right now
So, I will strike when all's asleep
And creep, sneaking through your chimney
Saint Nick is gone for now"
"Up on the housetop, gifts are mine!
Kiss your Christmas tree goodbye!"
"Because..."
"This Christmas I'll burn it to the ground!
This Christmas Santa's skipping town!
This Christmas everything will change, when they see the flames,
This Christmas day!"
"Oh, make fun of me, will you?!
Well, I'll show you what true misery feels like!
You see, as my idol once said,
Everything burns!
Hey, everyone! Look outside your window! I have a surprise for you!"
"Imagine this,
One thousand gifts,
and sixteen trees
all lay in a heap in a cul-de-sac
I strike my match, and I blaze the trail of gasoline"
"This Christmas
I'm ending the game
This Christmas
What a crying shame
This Christmas"
"Because..."
"This Christmas I'll burn it to the ground!
This Christmas Santa skipping town!
This Christmas everything will change, when they see the flames
This Christmas day!"
"Do you think the neighbours would be worried now?"
"We'll worry about that next Christmas."
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Short StoryWhere A girl who reads romantic books all day, & A boy who has seen more hate and loss than anything else, Talk about Love.
