A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan
HUSBAND: What was that for?
WIFE: I found a paper in ur pocket with the name JULIE on it.
HUSBAND: I took part in a RACE last week & JULIE was the name of my HORSE.
WIFE: Sorry!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan AGAIN!
HUSBAND: why did u hit me again?
WIFE: Ur Horse is on the phone..