Wrong number

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This joke many kids wont get because its adult talk.

Meant for years 13 and above.

A conversation I found on the internet.

Random chic : yo whre u att gurll. sooo havin fun ova hre.cume to briatneys.yur gunna get white gurll wastedd.

Other girl : Hi there, random intoxicated Person.While I would love to abandon my sobriety  in the manner of a Caucasian female as you so eloquently suggested. I am unable to do so as I have a woefully boring engagement known to many as a 'job' that starts promptly at 8 am tomorrow.Therefore,  I must decline your invitation. Nevertheless, I wish you all the best.Please do extend my sincerest regards to *Briatney*

Random chic : da hell !! lol. ru drunk alredy.??

Other girl : Alright....Lets try this again- OMG GURLL YUH GOT DA RONGG NUMBER KAAY.

When English doesn't work you must try to explain to them in their native language.

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