Wheres your Ferrari

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Woman:

Do you drink beer?

Man: Yes

Woman:

How many beers a day?

Man:

Usually about 3

Woman:

How much do you pay per beer?

Man: 150.00 which includes a tip

Woman:

And how long have you been drinking?

Man:

About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:

So a beer costs 150 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending 450 each day and each month at 13500. In one year, it would be approximately 162000 …correct?

Man:

Correct

Woman:

If in 1 year you spend 162000, not accounting for inflation, the past

20 years puts your spending at 32,40,000 correct?

Man:

Correct

Woman:

Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man:

Do you drink beer?

Woman:

No

Man:

Where’s your Ferrari?

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