Husband to wife :- Today is a fine day.
Next day he says :- Today is a fine day.
Again next day, he says the same thing - Today is a fine day.
Finally after a week, the wife can't take it any more and asks her husband :-
Since last one week, you are saying this 'Today is a fine day'. I am fed up. What's the matter?
Husband :- Last week when we had an argument, you said, "I will leave you one fine day."
I was just trying to remind you.......
