How I learnt to mind my own business.

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I was walking past the mental hospital the other day.

All the patients were shouting.

" 13, 13, 13....."

The fence was too high to see over.

But I saw a gap in the planks, so I looked through to see what was going on.

And then an idiot poked me in the eye with a stick.

Then they all started shouting " 14...14...14...14."

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