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Hearing aid

Ricky thought his wife was going deaf and needed hearing aid, not knowing how to approach her he goes to their family doctor.After telling the doctor about his problem, after thinking for a while the doctor said, "To know for sure you will have to put her through a test, first stand 40 feet away from her and talk in a normal tone- if she can't hear go to 30 feet and then 20 feet and then 10 feet and if she still can't hear go just a foot behind her and talk to her".Thinking that it was a good idea,Ricky went home and decided to try out the test.He stood 40 feet away from his wife and said in a normal tone, "Dear, whats for dinner?"- he got no response.He went 30 feet away from her and said the same thing- he got no response.He then went to 20 feet away from her and asked the same thing-but got no response.He went to 10 feet away from his wife and thought that he would get a reply as he was quite close asked, "Dearie, whats for dinner"- he still got no response.Getting worried he stood right behind her and said, " Sarah honey, whats for dinner"- he finally got a response "RICKY!!! this is the last time im repeating this, WE ARE HAVING PASTA FOR DINNER".

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