Vincent x Reader (Cute New Night Guard)

CHRIS! IS THAT A WEED!? IM CALLING THE POLICE! (Crack!)

That title has nothing to do with the chapter

GUESS WHO CAN NOW DRIVE BY THEM-SELF NOW!? ME MOTHERFUCKERS

Also I just got a Discord if any of you want to contact me, it's (Im_McShook#3451)

I cleaned my room the other day and I sorted out all my art shit and it now looks like an art studio with a bed in it, my entire room smells like acrylic paint and old paintbrush water. Also I'm painting my ceiling so I'm covered in paint as of the moment.

FNAF as an Office Workplace

•"Mike, get your hand out of the fish tank"
-"But it feels good"

•Fritz is that little shit who warms up fish in the microwave and makes the entire workplace smell like the fucking ocean
-"GODAMNIT VINCENT SHUT YOUR LEGS!"
-"FUCK YOU ASSHOLE THAT'S NOT ME"

•Jeremy is a myth, he's so small and shy that literally half the workers there think he doesn't exist
-When he runs by to make a copy of something all you see is a small blur
-Foxy performed an exorcism because he was convinced there was a ghost in the office

•Scott got so pissed off one day that he stapled his tie to his desk and now he's banned from using the stapler

•"Who is this child?"
-Jeremy: "IVE WORKED HERE FOR THREE YEARS!"

•Boss: "OKAY GUYS! The big wigs are coming in today so be respectful and orderly"
-Mike, from across the office: "FUCKITY FUCK I DROPPED MY COFFEE"
-Boss: "......"
-Jeremy: "I vote we lock him in the supply closet"
-Boss: "who tF ARE YO-"

•Vincent: "Hey Mike, do you dare me to eat these pencil shavings??"
-Mike: "No wtf-"
-Vincent, chewing shavings and crying: "why would you make me do this-"

•One time Mike filled the coffee tin with ground up salt and Scott had to go to the ER
-Mike: "well you were salty before but now you're also peppery :DD"

•One time when you were very tired you pulled in with your car and parked that bitch crooked and called it a morning
-"Ma'am, you have to move your vehicle.."
-"Shhhh,,,,do you hear that???"
-"Hear what?-"
-"The amount of fucks I give"
-"But it's quiet-"
-"Did I fucking stutter"

•Vincent brought a fidget spinner to work once and Scott ended up throwing it over the railing of the top floor
-Vincent: "SCOTT THEY SPIN FAST BUT NOT FAST ENOUGH TO FLY WTF!?"
-Scott, walking away: "I know"

•Whenever they all go out for lunch or dinner together Jeremy ends up getting a kid's menu and crayons
-Mike: "pfft-"
-Jeremy: "I swear if you fucking laugh I will shove this crayon up your ass"

•One time Fritz rolled out from his desk and slammed into the glass
-Boss: "There, it's fixed!"
-Fritz: "You duck taped the shatter-"
-Boss: "I said it's fixed :))))))"

•Jeremy once hid beneath the cabinet in the break room to eat a bag of twizzlers
-Mike, opening the cabinet: "JEREMY WTF!?"
-Jeremy: "this was the only place I could eat without Foxy trying to chant some weird incantation to 'rid of the evil'"
-Mike: "YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING CLOROX WIPE GET OUT FROM UNDER THERE"

•Vincent and Scott had a rolly chair race one time and Vincent ended up going to the hospital after sailing into a wall
-Boss also fixed that with duck tape

•Their end of the year photo is just everyone dabbing and Jeremy standing in the middle attempting to dab but it looks like he's sniffing his armpit