Vincent x Reader (Cute New Night Guard)

💕YOU SO FUCKIN' PRECIOUS WHEN YOU S M I L E💕

CRACK WHERE YOU GET D RU N K

ANOTHER COLLAB BY ME AND KendallRed87 BECAUSE I CAN NO LONGER COME UP WITH SHIT ON MY OWN ANYMORE

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•You are already running all over the place and need to take a fucking c H I L L  P I L L
You, vaulting over a foldable chair: par KO U R
Mike: shit shIT N O-
     -the chair collapses and you go headfirst into a wall

• They tried to take away your alcohol but you weren't having any of that shit
Vincent: put down the cUP
You, chucking a mug across the room: fuCK OFF J A N E T-"
Jeremy, hiding under the table: *high pitched screaming*
   -they have to flip over the couch to protect themselves as you pick up the toaster next

•Mike gets punched at some point when he makes a pun

• Vincent: what are you doING?-
You, crawling in the fridge: you told me TO COOL DOWN SO I A M STOP Y E L L I NG

•You end up climbing on the roof somehow
Scott: You have more wine up there, don't you?
You: ma Y BE-

•When left unattended you walk outside
You, staggering in a fighting position: YOU WANNA FUCKING G O-?!
Mike: that's your shADOW COME INSIDE-

•Vincent, carrying you over his shoulder: you need to slow down on the drinking hone-
You: *slaps his ass
Vincent: *drops you to the floor*

•Poor Jeremy is just wondering what the hell is going on while he cowers in a corner with his marshmallows and Caprisun

•You crawl under the sink with a bottle of wine to hide from the others
Vincent: come out from under there-
You: n O-
Vincent: 1,,,,,,,,,,,,,2,,,,,,,,-
You: why are you going to do, sp A N K  ME??
Vincent, deadpan: yes now get your ass out from under there
You, crawling out with a half finished bottle: well damn o k a y

•You crawled back under again when they went to find Jeremy
Vincent, done with your shit: *cuts on the garbage disposal*
You, SCREAMING: what the fuc K IS THAT NOISE-

•You jump on the countertop while they try to force feed you a cracker and start screaming
You, dancing and singing The Real Slim Shady: yeaH I GOT A COUPLE SCREWS LOOSE BUT NO WORSE THAN WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR PARENTS B E D ROOMS-
Mike, protectively holding Jeremy: there are chILDR EN  P R E S E N T

•You meme a lot once intoxicated
You, throwing your bottle across the room for it to shatter: this bitch empty y E E T-

•Vincent keeps trying to get you to drink some water but you keep reFUSING. So he grabs the little spray hose off the sink and turns that shit up to full blast while spraying it in your mouth.
    -It hits you in the eye and Mike ends up bolting across the room in fear of getting punched again

•Fritz, walking in the room: hey guys sorry I'm late-
Mike: *trying to coax Jeremy out from beneath the coach*
Vincent: *is basically drowning you in the sink in attempts to get you to hydrate*
Scott: *is taking a video*
Fritz:
Fritz, leaving the room: yeah fuck this

•Scott is fucking done at this point and ends up kicking back in the living room with a coke watching The Little Mermaid. Meanwhile, Vincent and Mike are trying to pry you from the damn sink faucet.
      -you end up ripping out the faucet and everyone tumbles to the floor. Scott may or may not be crying into his coke.

•Scott convinced you that he was dying and needed an ambulance
Scott: I wasn't being serious
You, crying and typing 911 into the microwave: hold ON SCOTT ILL SAVE YOU

•Fireflies don't exist in your mind
Vincent: what are you doing??
You, running towards a firefly: Ive seen this in video games, it's a chECKP O I N T

•You pass out at around three in the morning, drooling on the kitchen floor in a puddle of water from the busted sink. Vincent has to carry you upstairs and tuck you into bed.
 
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Shitty art I did in a couple minutes because this is what KendallRed87 does every single time someone tries to drag me in the comment section,,,,,