Trollpasta:Jeff's Boner

Chapter 13:eventual second climax

At the fusion crystal's party, the party was packed to the brim with full wallets. All the rich people were mingling. The waiters had drinks of watered down vodka in dildo shaped glasses. This was truly the true life in wealth.

Mrs. slick-man-groove surveyed they party. "The party's goin great, honey!" She said to her husband, Bootman Bill.

Then, all of the sudden the lights went out. The rich party-goers were very panic. Bootman Bill was shot, and fell off the stage. "Oh dang...he's dead again..." She said.

The rich people were taken hostage by several goons wielding guns. A loud, show-biz type voice shouted. "FRIDAY NIGHT KEPT HOSTAGE! With: JEFF THE KILLEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!"

Jeff the killer sprung forth from behind the stage. Each goon shot 5 hostages in a leg. They all screamed in agony. "THANK YOU! THANK YOU!" Jeff mockingly greeted. "THANKS FOR HAVIN' ME! I mean, sure, me and my thugs rudely dropped in on ya, but who really cares? Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!" Jeff laughed. "Now, we're mainly here for the fusion crystal, but, feel free to 'tip your waiters'"

The goons grunted as they butted their guns against the rich people's heads. The wealthy quickly emptied their wallets and purses.

Jeff jumped off stage. "Hello hotstuff..." Jeff said as he grabbed Mrs. Slick-man-groove by the arm at gunpoint. "Tell me where the diamonds are, or you die!"

"Nertz to that racket!" Mrs. Slick-man-groove replied, angerly. "I'm going to die someday anyways!"

"Well let's make it today, 'cause I LOVE shooting people!" Jeff proclaimed as he shot her in the other arm.

Then, all of a sudden, the door into the gala room was kicked open. Swat officers flooded the room. "NYPD! PUT YOUR HANDS WERE WE CAN SEE 'EM, CREEPS!" The officers said. Then the goons and the Swat officers got into an all-out brawl!

Then, from the skylight decended a tall and lanky green man that had Jack-o-lantern esque eyes. "You! Jeff the killer! Your career as a super villain is definitely over, me being Spiderman!" It yelled.

"You'll never take me alive!!!!!" Jeff said as he fired at this 'Spiderman'.

Ben dodged all the bullets. It was finally here. The moment Ben had been anticipating for 4 months. Ben morphed his hand into a blade, foward flipped towards Jeff and stabbed him in the knee. "GAH! I'VE BEEN STABBED! IS THIS HOW IT FEELS LIKE? NO WONDER PEOPLE DIDN'T LIKE IT, THIS FEELS VERY TERRIBLE. IT'S MORE THAN TERRIBLE... IT'S TERRIBAD!!!!" Jeff asphaltulated as blood red HYPERREALISTICC BLUDD oozed out of his newly developed wound. Ben dashed towards the back of Jeff and kicked him in the back. Jeff fell onto the floor, rather hard. "I...didn't slip..." Jeff croaked. "No, you fell. Fell from grace, again." Ben continued. Ben kneeled over and picked up Jeff's head. He slammed it against the floor. Ben started to rapidly smack Jeff's head into the floor. Jeff only laughed as he bled HYPER REALISTICC BLUDD. "Why do you laugh?" Ben asked. "Ha-ha, because you don't see it coming." Jeff replied. This confused Ben. His confusion didn't last very long, as he was slammed into the podium by an unknown force. Ben's velocity was so high, he broke the podium into millions of pieces upon impact. "Nnnnngh" He grunted with agony.

Ben looked up. He saw a tall, pale, bald, naked man with long claws and sharp teeth. "Rake..." Ben whispered. "I'm glad you remember me, Spiderman. Now I will proceed to cause your spine to crumble in my hands..." The Rake said. "Hoooooooo Heeeehahahahahahahahaha!!!!!" Jeff laughed. "Did you really think I'd be unprepared for one of your interfernece? You're really getting on my NERVES!"

Ben slowly stumbled out of the remains of the podium. "Yeah...RNNNG I have a knack for that..." Ben replied.

"Well your knack is now-OVER!!!!!" Jeff shrieked. "You see, The Rake is now my stand! Despite his stature, He has Stength and Durability on his side!"

The rake slowly raised his clawed hand. He swiped at Ben, who was still dazed from the punch.