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1.) Do you believe in love at first site? Or do I need to walk by again

2.) Did you just fart? Because you blew me away.

3.) If I could rearrange the alphabet,I would but U and I together

4.) Can you help me get over my biggest fear? (A/N: Sure, what is it?) Asking you out ;)

5.) Are you a plant? Because you are looking just vineeeee. (I'm proud of this one!)

6.) You may fall from the sky, or from a tree, but the best way to fall, is in love with me.

7.) Know what's on the menu? Me-n-u

8.) Your hands look heavy, let me hold them for you.

9.) Stand in front of a mirror and hold 11 roses, and you will see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

10.) Me without you is a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, ASentenceWithNoSpaces (MY FAVORITE RELATABLE ONE TO MEH!!!)

11.) Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart while you steal mine. You commited that crime a long time ago.

12.) Even if there wasn't gravity on Earth, I would still fall for you.

13.) I give you 11 real roses and 1 fake one. I will stop loving you when all of them are dead.

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