1. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine, because you be LOOKING LIKE A SNACK! (Quoted from my friend Rileigh)
2. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you!
3. Are you Jamaican? Because you Jamaican me crazy!
4. Somebody call the cops! Because it must be illegal to look that good!
5. I must be a snowflake, because I have fallen for you
6. I know you must be very busy, but can you add me to your to-do list?
7. If you were a steak, you would be well done! DAMN!!
8. Ma'am, are you lost? Because heaven is a longgggggg way from here
9. There is something wrong with my phone book. Your phone numbers not in it!
10. Are you a cat, because I am feline the connection between us
11. If nothing is forever, will you be my nothing?
12. I'm new to this town. Will you show me to your apartment? (I'm creeped out now...)
13. I must be in a museum, because you are truly a work of art!
BONUS!: My lips are like skittles. Wanna taste the rainbow?
(OH MY GOSH GUYS. NO WAY. OVER 250 VIEWS!? That may not seem like a lot to you guys, but HOLY CRAP THAT'S ALOT TO ME. Thank you ALL so much! I appreciate all of you. I hope you all have a happy holiday season! I also hope you have a great 2019. Thank you again, and remember: be you in the upcoming year, and you will be greatly happy. Peace out! <3 )
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(Funny) Pick Up Lines!
RomanceThis is a story where I find/ make pickup lines and put them all into one area #pickup #pickuplines #ships
