(Hey guys! Sorry that I've been gone for so long! I didn't have enough room on my phone for wattpad, so I had to uninstall it for a few months! Now I'm back and ready to make some more cringy content! Hope you enjoy this special cheesier edition! WHOO!!!!!!!!
-Sparkle)
1. You better call life alert, because I'VE FALLEN FOR YOU AND I CAN'T GET UP!
2. Is your name Ariel? Because I think we were merMAID for each other (plz help)
3. Do you have a name? Or can I call you... mine? (plz save me)
4. You're hotter than Taco Bell Volcano Nacho (ok now this is just getting weird XD)
5. You wearing astronaut pants? 'Cause your butt is OUTTA DIS WORLD! (kill me now LOL)
6. Stop, drop, and roll, Baby, YOU ON FIRE! (*sprays him/her with a fire extinguisher* I was serious, dude)
7. I may not be a true genie, but I still can make all your wishes come true
8. OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW my tooth hurts- because you are so sweet!
9. This may be cheesy, but I think your grate!
10. Do you have a sunburn, or are you just always hot? (what? this doesn't make any sense. and yes I did look this one up)
11. TITANIC! Sorry, that was a TERRIBLE icebreaker!
12. Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw your beautiful face, the entire room turned beautiful too. ;)
13. (Let's end off creepy! Read it in a deep, creepy voice) I wanna live in your socks, so I can be with you every step of the way... 0_0
( Anyways guys, hope you enjoyed this cheesy chapter! If you want to have a chapter of me answering questions about things like me as a person, my stories, really anything! I'll try to answer as much as I can! Thanks, everyone, and see ya next time! WHOOOO!!!)
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(Funny) Pick Up Lines!
RomanceThis is a story where I find/ make pickup lines and put them all into one area #pickup #pickuplines #ships
