1.) Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
2.) I'd say God Bless you, (sorry if you aren't religious) but it looks like he already did.
3.) Are you a phone charger? Because without you, I'd die.
4.) Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you
5.) You don't need keys to drive me crazy!
6.) Are you a dictionary? 'Cause you're adding meaning to my life.
7.) I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and I'll see what I can do with it (I made this one because I was supposed to be doing math homework! xD)
8.) You must be a broom, 'cause you just swept me off my feet.
9.) My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the hottest person in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
10.) Hey, Cupid called. He wants to tell you that he needs my heart back.
11.) If you were a chicken, you would be impeccable.
12.) Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?
13.)If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart! <3 <3 <3 (I would give any of you my heart! Love ya'll!)
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(Funny) Pick Up Lines!
RomanceThis is a story where I find/ make pickup lines and put them all into one area #pickup #pickuplines #ships
