1. You must be a loan. because you've got my interest! (Inspired by Wolfx99 thank you for giving me this idea! Go follow her)
2. Hi, my name is {insert name here}, but you can call me tonight ;)
3. If looks could kill, you would me a weapon of mass destruction <3
4. If you were words on a page. you would be FINEprint!
5. Like a broke pencil, life without you is pointless
6. Dont just tell me if you want to go out to dinner, just smile for yes or do a backflip for no (*does backflip*well that's an oof)
7. If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest people in the world, you would have a dollar
8. You are so beautiful, you made me forget my pickup line!(or maybe you just aren't creative?)
9. Do you have a tan, or do you always look this hot? (Me: Uhmmmm I'm sunburnt)
10. You know, Dr. Phil says I'm afraid of commitment. Want to prove me wrong?
11. If you know math, you would be able to tell how acute you are? (I made that one! Yay I'm smart!!)
12. Do you like Harry Potter? Because I adumbledore you!
13. Do you have any reasons? [No...?] Welllll do you have a date??
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(Funny) Pick Up Lines!
RomanceThis is a story where I find/ make pickup lines and put them all into one area #pickup #pickuplines #ships
