1. Hello, I'm a thief, and I am ready to steal your heart ;) <3
2. Excuse me, (Y/N: Yes?) but I am really attracted to you, and according to Newton's laws of gravitation, you're attracted to me too ;)
3. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber
4. On a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight?
5. Tonight this Han doesn't want to fly Solo
6. Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you got a pretty sweet ass!
7. Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers
8. Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
9. 8 planets, 1 universe, 1.735 billion people, and I end up with you.
10. Call me Shrek, because I'm head ogre heels for you!
11. Do you have an inhaler? Because you took my breath away!
12. If you were a flower, you'd be a damnnnnnndelion
13. Are you an omelet? Because you are making me eggcited!
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(Funny) Pick Up Lines!
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