Sanders Sides' Scenarios

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Patton:

Patton: Hi Y/n!

You: Hello Patton. Can I help you?

Patton: Did you know banging your head against a wall burns 150 calories an hour?

You: Okay... Why?

Patton: Movie trailers were usually shown at the end of a movie which is why they're called trailers.

You: I mean, the more you know, right?

Patton: You cannot snore and dream at the same time.

You: Are you trying to tell me something?

Patton: A baby octopus is about the size of a flea when it's born.

You: Uh-huh.

Patton: The French language has about seventeen words for surrender.

You: I don't speak French.

Patton: The Twitter bird actually has a name. His name is Larry.

You: Okay, that one was interesting.

Patton: Birds don't urinate.

You: Gross Patton!

Patton: The voice of Bugs Bunny-Mel Blanc- was allergic to carrots.

You: Oh.

Patton: Over a 1,000 birds die from smashing into windows.

You: That's horrible!

Patton: Kleenex tissues were originally used to filter gas masks.

You: Okay. Good for them.

Patton: And that was 10 Weird but True Facts with your host, Patton Sanders! See you next week for another installment of 10 Weird but True Facts with your host, Patton Sanders!

You: Why did we give you a phone?

Logan:

You: Hey Logan. I'm going to the store. Do you need anything?

Logan: No, I do not. Have fun.

You: Ok. But seriously, if you think of anything, let me know. I hate when I have to come back.

Logan: I can't think of anything Y/n.

You: I'm in the bread aisle. Need any crackers to snack on while you work?

Logan: I'm good.

You: Dairy aisle. Are we good on milk?

Logan: Yep.

You: Okay... You sure you don't need anything?

Logan: I'm 100% sure.

You: I got the vitamins. Need anything from here?

Logan: No Y/n. Are you done?

You: Need any fruits or vegetables or even some bacon?

Logan: No thank you Y/n. I'm going to go now.

You: I'm at the checkout.

You: I'm almost checking out and I got some gum because I need more gum. I can get you some mints if you want.

You: Want any mints?

You: No mints? Okay.

You: I'm checking out.