Dear Anonymous,
Oh I'm sure death will come then take you a millisecond later than it had planned to, just for writing that apostrophe.
I apoligize for giving you the idea to write it.
xoxo Luke.
p.s. First period, you?
p.s.s. 2 more days.
p.s.s.s. I don't apoligize for giving you the idea, proper grammar is the way to go.