Have Faith!

The E.R

"Mam what's wrong with you?" The receptionist said. "I'm in pain" I said, while bent all the way over, eyes squinched shut and could barely talk. "Okay let me page a nurse and someone will be right with you." "Thank you" I whispered.

I tried to sit down. I couldn't even sit still. I'm moaning in agony!!! "Mrs. Andrews" I heard the nurse call my name. "I'm going to have you come with me."  I followed her bent over and all. We went to a room. She asked me the usual questions all health care professionals ask you... "When was your last menstrual period? Am I allergic to anything? Yada yada yada"
I'm sorry but the pain I was in, everything was going in one ear and out the other. 
"Well I'm going to have you pee in this cup okay? And after that we're going to run some tests"

I wobbled to the bathroom. I urinated, ( I know I'm not the only one who checks the specimen before having to turn it in lol) I seen RED "oh Jesus this isn't good" I said to myself. i washed my hands and I wobbled out the bathroom. Right as I came out the nurse came back in. " Its all there for you" I told her. She grabbed the specimen and left out. I dozed off for about 45 minutes or so....  

The door burst open "Mrs. Andrews they have some paper work for you to fill out " I sat up annoyed!!!!! At this point I'm feeling like my blatter is about to fall out like literally! I was standing with my legs crossed.

I'm at the front where you full out paper work, and for the life of me I cannot seem to understand why this wasn't the first thing done when I arrived. I'm bend all over the receptionists desk. Ole girl did not have a care in the world. She chewing her gum telling me to sign here here an here,  I was in so much pain I just started scribbling. I looked up and told the lady "I feel weird like something is coming out of me" she looked at me like I was talking in a foreign language. If I didn't have Jesus her head would have been smashed into that keyboard!