They're once a salmon. Yet it's a salMEN named Sal. He's an albino salmon with familiarity to shark so.. yea it's upNORMal.
One day, the Sal had a trip swimming towards the Great Underwater Concert Hall nearby while sighting for micro-living sea planktons on any marine creatures BECAUSE THE FOOD STALL'S PRICE ON THE CONCERT AREA ARE VERY MUCH OF A FISH MONEY DRY OUT. He went out with his companion, Princess Mikotsu. When they had FINally arrived, he took the pre-ordered tickets and sit on a front row.
The red majestic curtain opened and indented as red manta rays, flopping across the Hall. It's an orchestra featuring some of the greatest marine living.
"Mikotsu, mikotsu, look...ORCAstrum(s)" said the pale-looking salmon.
"yes I know it's an orchestra.." replied the lady.
"NO it's ORCA STRUms.." that genuine ugly face showed to Mikotsu by him.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL DOLPHINS DID U MEAN?!" loud whispered from the princess.
Suddenly, an orca on the percussion section BY SOLO, strolling (strummed) the drums.
"Why do I get myself stuck with you, my wonders...." sighed Mikotsu.
Hola amigos, friends, pals, idk.. haha. Rain's here. I''m sorry I took a lot of reference such as Funamusea (Wadanohara and the Deep Blue Sea) and other reference. This is just a joke, okay? I don't want to get myself in trouble this year XD so anyways I hope you enjoyed it.
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The Chronicles of Puns'
HumorA One-shot simple story about a chrunchy, crispic and macarellic slang puns. Rainverno (deactivated because reasons) is me, please do CHECK MY USELESS CRISP PUNS FOR REFERENCES XD