Marvel and DC: The Beginning of the End

Chapter 2: Finding a Scientist

Flash: So we want to find this Reed Richards guy? He sounds kind of sketchy.

Batman: Well, if there's a portal in here, then I bet he knows a bit about it.

Flash: Then I guess we have to find a door. I don't see a door.

Superman: Neither do I.

Batman: You're x-ray vision can.

Superman uses his x-ray vision to scan for an exit.

Superman: Secret elevator.

Batman: Hm, makes sense.

Flash: Where is it?

Superman: Right over here.

Superman walks over to a wall.

Flash: How do we open it?

Superman: I can tear it open.

Batman: No, we don't want to damage the property. But there might be another way.

Batman walks over to table with a code pad on it.

Batman: There's a code pad, but I need a code.

Superman: You think there's a number around here?

Batman: Maybe, but the only number I've seen around here is 4.

Flash: But that's not a full code.

Batman: Exactly, we need 3 more. 

Superman: How do you know there's 4 numbers?

Batman: Trust me, it's always 4.

Flash: Then we better get looking.

???: Hey, hey, hey, who's this now? A bat dude, a cape dude, and a red dude. Cool. I'm a red dude, with swords and guns.

Flash: Um... He doesn't look friendly.

???: Hey, don't go assuming my personality! Okay, let's introduce ourselves. I'm Deadpool. You?

Flash: My name is Flash, and that's Batman and Superman.

Deadpool: Superman? You sound like a stereotypical superhero who has super strength, super speed, and of course... Heat vision.

Superman: How did he-

Deadpool: Don't worry, I did some research.

Batman: That make no sense.

Deadpool: Of co-

Batman: You didn't say ice breath.

Deadpool: Oh, so now Mr. Brooding is trying to be funny. You're not funny.

Batman: I don't try.

Superman: Okay, well what are you doing here... Deadpool?

Deadpool: I think the real question is, why are you here? I mean, I've never seen you around before, and I don't think a skilled billionaire, a superpowered alien, and a fast lab accident, just appear out of nowhere.

Flash: Hey, don't you go-

Deadpool: Can it, Speedy. So what are you guys doing here again?

Batman: We came here through a portal, just like the one behind us.

Deadpool: Cool, I came in through this smashed window.

Deadpool points to the smashed window.

Batman: I have a question for you. How do you know all about us when you've never seen us?

Deadpool: Heh, well I have my ways.

Batman: Well spit it out.

Deadpool: No thanks, Batsy.

Batman: Well obviously you're a threat to us some way or another, so you better explain... Or else.

Deadpool: Oooo, I'm so scared. Man that is a bat is trying to scare me.

Batman: Flash, rush him.

Flash speeds towards Deadpool and slugs him in the face.

Deadpool: Hey! What the heck! You punch me because I don't tell you my secrets. Real nice, Quickfeet.

Flash: You better stop calling me names.

Deadpool: No can do, Spazrunner.

Flash: Okay, that's it! I'm go- OW!

Flash looks down at a bullet wound in his leg.

Deadpool: Aw man, I jumped the gun! I could've saved so much ammo! Dang, now that I shot you once, I have to shoot you again.

Deadpool raises his pistol but before he can pull the trigger, Superman flies in and uppercuts him.

Superman: Don't you dare!

Deadpool: I will dare.

Deadpool does a flip and bashes his feet against Superman's head, then he dives out of the building.

Deadpool: Hey, if anyone asks you who broke the window, just say it was the ghost of the Baxter Building!

Batman: Baxter Building, huh? So that's where we are.

Flash wobbles over to the opening in the window.

Flash: Yeah, and the Baxter Building is in a city. A big city.