Marvel and DC: The Beginning of the End

Chapter 10: Spidey VS Bizarro

Batman grapples onto a ledge of the Baxter Building, and land in front of a huge, laser canon wielding alien. The alien sees Batman and aims it's cannon at him. Before the alien can shoot, Batman slides under the alien and backflips onto it. He pulls out a shock bomb at sticks it on the alien. Then Batman leaps off of it, pushing the alien into a group of smaller aliens on the ground. When the alien hits, the bomb explodes, electrocuting the aliens. Then as Batman is about to jump off, a huge hand grabs him from behind.

???: Goodbye!

Batman turns his head enough to see Bizarro, a purple, backwards talking clone of Superman.

Batman: Bizarro? I thought Superman got rid of you years ago.

Bizarro: He did not forget to kill me!

Batman: So he did forget to kill you.

Bizarro: No.

Batman: Thanks for the conformation.

Batman kicks Bizarro in the privates, crippling him to the ground and allowing Batman to escape his grasp. Batman attempts to punch him, but Bizarro catches his fist. Then he uses his freeze vision to encase Batman in cold ice. Bizarro takes off for Spider-Man, leaving Batman frozen. Bizarro flies up behind Spider-Man and winds up for a punch, but Spider-Man's spider sense allows him to detect Bizarro. He spins around and webs Bizarro's face.

Bizarro: Hey! Me love webs! Must keep them on!

Spider-Man: What the heck?

Spider-Man roundhouse kicks Bizarro in the stomach, then follows up with a hook to the face. Bizarro stumbles back, then breathes fire at Spider-Man. Spider-Man rolls under the fire as Bizarro rips the webs from his face, and Spider-Man uppercuts him in the jaw. Spider-Man then punches Bizarro, but he grabs Spider-Man's arms and snaps them.

Spider-Man: Ahhh!

The Bizarro throws Spider-Man up into the air, and meets him with a fist. The hit sends Spider-Man flying into a passerby.

Spider-Man: Doctor Strange?

Doctor Strange: Hello Spider-Man. It looks like you have some broken arms there.

Spider-Man: Yeah, you can thank Mr. Gibberish for that.

Doctor Strange: Well let's get your arms back in shape.

Doctor Strange starts to wave his hand in a certain way, and green mist begins to surround Spider-Man. After a few seconds, his arms are fully healed.

Spider-Man: Wow! Thanks man! I'll, uh, pay you later.

Doctor Strange: No need. Now go and finish off that overgrown eggplant while I help the other with those fiendish aliens.

Doctor Strange flies away, and Spider-Man web slings back over to Bizarro, who is currently sitting on a bench reading a newspaper. Spider-Man zooms straight into Bizarro, kicking him in the head. Then he uses his spread shot webs to stick Bizarro to the bench, and the bench to the ground. Spider-Man jumps onto Bizarro and pummels him. Bizarro takes the hits and and headbutts Spider-Man off of him. Then he flies up and shoots freeze rays at him. Spider-Man dodges the first and second ones, but the third hits him in the leg, cementing him to the ground. Spider-Man takes his other foot and smashes the ice, quickly flipping out of the way as Bizarro flies in. Spider-Man launches magnetic webbing onto Bizarro, causing a manhole cover to fly into him. Bizarro gets knocked out and Spider-Man webs him to the ground with ice webbing.

Spider-Man: I am so glad I remembered these specialty web cartridges!

Spider-Man web slings over to Doctor Strange, who is fending off a hoard of double-headed aliens. Spider-Man helps out by shooting the aliens with flame webbing, setting them all on fire. Doctor Strange follows up by using an explosion spell, blowing up the remaining aliens.

Doctor Strange: Well done. Those webs of yours seem to be helpful.

Spider-Man: Yep.

Doctor Strange and Spider-Man go up to the Baxter Building, where Iron Man and Deadpool are still trying to destroy the cocoon.

Spider-Man: That's a strong cocoon!

Doctor Strange: Yes, but I bet this will help.

Strange blasts the cocoon with a spell, and it starts to melt.

Iron Man: Nice! Deadpool, finish it off!

Deadpool: Roger that, Metalhead!

Deadpool pulls out a gigantic sword out of his infinite pocket, and slices the cocoon. It bottom half falls to the ground with Deadpool on it, and splats with tons of ooze.

Deadpool: Aw, gross! Now I'm going to have to wash my suit for the 53rd time this week! Don't ask, I've been though alot.

Captain America: So that's it? No more aliens? I can go back to sending my e-mail?

Iron Man: Maybe, but I still have questions as to what Deathstroke, Magneto, and that purple dude have to do with this.

Deadpool: Magneto's dead! I killed him!

Iron Man: Yes, but he still could have something to do with this.

Spider-Man: Don't forget Two-Face!

A recently unfrozen Batman walks over.

Batman: You saw Two-Face?

Spider-Man: Yeah, he was robbing the Daily Bugle. I stopped him and let the police take care of him.

Superman: And that Juggernaut guy.

Iron Man: So there's more. If they do have something to do with all this, then we need to stop them.