Superman wakes up against the wall of a grocery store. He notices a can beside him some coins in it. He looks to the other side of him to see a sign saying "Homeless, need money" in big letters. Then Deadpool suddenly drops down in front of him.
Deadpool: Hey, how do you like your 34 cents? I was surprised to see that people actually gave you money, though a few people commented on how people like you 'aren't needed anymore' and 'idiots on the street.' So superheroes don't get much of a good name these days. See ya!
Superman: Hey! Nobody makes a fool out of me!
Deadpool: Sorry!
Deadpool runs into the store, and Superman follows, but once he's in the store, Deadpool's nowhere to be seen.
Superman: How did he... Whatever, I need to find the others.
Superman takes off into the sky and looks around for any sign of the others. He doesn't see anybody, so he drops back to the ground, where he is suddenly tackled.
Superman: Hey! Get off of me!
???: No can do, buddy. I got a job to do, and it's to take you out!
Superman: Who are you?
???: I'm Juggernaut of course! Big, unstoppable force!
Superman: Big, maybe. Unstoppable, not a chance!
Superman punches Juggernaut off of him and quickly jabs him in the head.
Juggernaut: Ha! You think that's going to hurt me? Well think again! I'm stronger than you think, flyboy!
Superman: Shut it, coconut!
Superman flies into Juggernaut and sends him flying into a passing car. He gets up, shoving his hand into the driver for support. Then Juggernaut leaps into the air and comes crashing down on Superman. Superman kicks Juggernaut off of him and flies into the air. Then he starts burning Juggernaut with his heat vision. Juggernaut puts his hand up in front of him to block the attack, but Superman just charges in and uppercuts Juggernaut, taking him out.
Superman: There we go. I guess I'll let the police take it from here.
Superman flies away to find the others, hoping that they're okay.
Meanwhile, Spider-Man wakes up on the roof on the Daily Bugle building. He gets up and walk over to the edge. Spider-Man looks down to see someone rush out of the building with a bag.
Spider-Man: What the heck? Why does he have a bag? This isn't a bank!
Spider-Man jumps down and webs the guy's leg. Then he pulls him back, the guy's face smacking into the ground.
Guy: Ow! What was that for?
Spider-Man: For suspiciously running out of here with a suspicious bag.
Guy: This is a bag of... Aw crap, um...
Spider-Man turns the guy around to reveal a two-sided face.
Spider-Man: Holy crap your ugly!
Guy: My name's Two-Face! Of course I'm going to be ugly!
Spider-Man: Two-Face huh? I bet Batsy knows who you are!
Two-Face: Yeah, he's my main enemy. I hate him with passion.
Spider-Man: Aw, come on now, that's just mean.
Two-Face: He foils all of my plans!
Spider-Man: What's a good plan if it doesn't get foiled!
Two-Face: Less then a minute and I already hate you!
Spider-Man: Yeah, lots of people do.
Two-Face: I wonder why...
Spider-Man: Hey! You be quiet Double-Head!
Two-Face: Double-Head? My name is Tw-
Spider-Man knocks Two-Face out and webs him to the ground. Then he pulls out a sticky note and a pen, and writes a message to the police: Found this guy, he's a bad guy. Tried robbing the Daily Bugle for some reason. Didn't know it had money. Spider-Man leaves it on Two-Face and web slings away.
When Iron Man wakes up, he's laying right by the portal in the Baxter Building, except now it's glowing red, instead of the usual blue. Iron Man gets up and walks over to a small monitor. It has the current state of the portal on it. It says: Defective, may not work.
Iron Man: Hm... That weird.
Iron Man starts fiddling with the computer, trying to get the portal to work. He finally is able to get it to turn yellow.
Iron Man: Yellow, huh? I want it blue, not yellow.
Iron Man goes over to a wire connecting to the portal and unplugs it. The portal makes noise and turn blue.
Iron Man: Ha. Now I just have to get the other here.
Iron Man takes off in search for the other heroes.
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Marvel and DC: The Beginning of the End
FanfictionAs a weird portal is opening inside of the Batcave, Batman, Flash, and Superman investigate what's on the other side...