Marvel and DC: The Beginning of the End

Chapter 9: New York Rumble

As Iron Man flies through the air, he sees Spider-Man sitting on a roof playing Candy Crush on his phone.

Iron Man: You still play Candy Crush?

Spider-Man: Oh yeah, of course. I love this game.

Iron Man: Cool, now let's go. We need to find the others.

Iron Man zooms away with Spider-Man following until they see Batman and Captain America returning stolen jewelry to a store.

Iron Man: Come one you two, enough trying to find a wedding ring, you're never getting a girlfriend.

Captain America: Tony, you know that we were just trying to help the city out.

Iron Man: Okay, Captain Lonely.

The four get going again in search for Flash, Superman, and Cyborg. They are passing by a grocery store when they see Superman helping an elderly lady across the street.

Superman: Hey guys, you came!

Iron Man: Yeah, grandma's man, let's go.

Superman: What's the rush?

Iron Man: No rush, just want to get this over with so I can go back to hanging out with the ladies.

Superman: Ha ha, of course.

They set off once again to find Cyborg, and find him talking to Deadpool on the street.

Cyborg: I just looped 13 times with the directions you gave me!

Deadpool: Oops, I must've had the map upside down.

Cyborg: You piece of crap. I swear, if I ever get my hands on you...

Iron Man: Hey guys, I'm in a bit of a rush here, so let's go.

Superman: You just said you-

Deadpool: I'm in Tin Can!

Iron Man: Okay, Cyborg come on. You can beat Deadpool up later.

The group now only needs Flash. But they don't know that he was captured by Magneto.

Iron Man: Okay, where is Flash?

Captain America: I haven't seen him, but I suspect someone has him.

Deadpool: Yep, it's Magneto.

Spider-Man: Magneto?

Deadpool: What? No, who said that?

Iron Man: To Asteroid M we go!

Deadpool: He's actually just in a warehouse.

Iron Man: Thanks Deadpool.

Deadpool: Dang it!

Iron Man: Let's get a move on kiddos.

Iron Man boosts away with everyone else following. They arrive a few minutes later at a warehouse with a big M on it.

Iron Man: Thanks for making it obvious Magneto, makes our job 100% easier.

Iron Man busts the door down and instantly blasts the acolyte guards.

Iron Man: Come on, you thought I wouldn't shoot first?

Magneto: What? How? My guards were r-

Iron Man: Were you not listening five seconds ago?

Magneto: No, no I wasn't.

Iron Man: Idiots.

Iron Man shoots out a bunch of missiles at Magneto, but he starts to hold then back.