Marvel and DC: The Beginning of the End

Chapter 11: The Villain Issue

Deadpool: So where could they be?

Superman: Juggernaut's probably still by the supermarket.

Spider-Man: Two-Face is probably in jail. And Bizarro is over there.

Spider-Man points to a knocked out Bizarro.

Batman: And Deathstroke is over he- He's gone.

Deadpool: He must've distracted us with that firework show!

Batman: It was a good distraction too. That means he's plotting against us now. And when he plots, it's never good.

Spider-Man: So how exactly are we going to find him?

Iron Man: Tracker of course!

Spider-Man: You put a tracker on him?

Iron Man: Nope, but my systems have a built in tracker. I scanned him so we could find him.

Batman: So we just follow the scan to where he's hiding?

Iron Man: Exactly. So let's make this snappy.

Iron Man takes off with the others following.

Iron Man: The tracker's leading us to Magneto's warehouse, but I collapsed that when we were leaving.

Batman: He must be underground.

Spider-Man: How are we going to get down there?

Doctor Strange: I think I could he-

Flash: I'll go scout it out!

Flash vibrates through the ground and disappears.

Doctor Strange: Well, I guess we wait now.

A few minutes later Flash comes back up.

Flash: Okay, so huge group of villains. Deathstroke's one of them. There's also some other dudes from both of our universes.

Batman: We have to get down there. Magic Man, if you'd like to do the honors.

Doctor Strange: My name's Doctor Strange. Just call me Strange.

Strange uses his magic and the heroes are teleported into the villain base.

Spider-Man: That's a lot of baddies.

The villains turn around and see the group. The villains consist of Deathstroke, Juggernaut, Two-Face, Joker, Baron Zemo, Atomic Skull, and Blizzard.

Captain America: Time for an old fashioned brawl.

Cap charges in and uppercuts Baron Zemo with his shield. Deadpool follows and kicks Blizzard in the privates. Batman punches Deathstroke in the face, and Superman pounds Juggernaut in the gut. Iron Man blasts Atomic Skull with a laser and flies at him. Spider-Man webs Two-Face and pulls him back, hooking him in the face.

Doctor Strange: So I guess I get... Clown Man?

Joker: My name's Joker, Magician. And I'll make you laugh all the way through!

Doctor Strange: Doubtful.

Strange summons a magic sword and swings it into Joker, sending him flying into the wall.

Joker: Oh, man, this is not going to be a good circus.

Meanwhile, Cap grabs Baron Zemo and knees him in the stomach, then throws him to the ground. Zemo quickly gest up and pulls a sharp rapier out.

Captain America: Still into that sword fighting stuff?

Baron Zemo: Always.

Zemo charges forward and swings at Cap, but he blocks the sword with his shield. Cap then grabs Zemo's arm and brings his shield down on it, cracking it.

Captain America: Two broken bones in one day. I think that's a record.

Cap throws a punch at Zemo, but he barely dodges. Zemo retaliates with a kick to the stomach. Cap throws his shield at Zemo, but it is avoided. As Zemo charges for Cap, the shield flies back and hits him in the back of the head. Cap takes the opportunity to sweep Zemo to the ground, the follows up with shield onto his back.

Captain America: No amount of sword fighting is going to train you for that.

Meanwhile, Deadpool is beating up on Blizzard, swiftly kicking and punching him repeatedly. Blizzard counters one of Deadpool's kicks by freezing his leg midair. Blizzard follows up with an icy blast to the face. Deadpool recovers and shoots Blizzard in the head with a pistol.

Blizzard: OW! Gosh dangit!

Deadpool jumps into the air and comes down hard with a two footed kick in the head, knocking Blizzard out cold.

Deadpool: Out cold, I like it. Good pun, writer.

Captain America: Who are you talking to?

Deadpool: The writer, of course.

Captain America: The writer?

Deadpool: You'll figure it out eventually.

Simultaneously, Batman and Deathstroke are exchanging punches. Batman attempts to uppercut Deathtroke, but he backs away. He then pulls out a machine gun and open fires on Batman. Batman hides behind his bulletproof cape, then rolls under then bullets and jabs Deathstroke in the stomach. Deathtroke immediately counters with swing of his staff. Batman gets hit in the head, sending him flying backwards. Batman jumps back onto his feet and throws a batarang into Deathtroke's foot. The batarang explodes and blows Deathstroke off his feet. Batman pulls out a stungun and paralyzes Deathstroke, rendering him useless.

Meanwhile, Superman hits Juggernaut in the head, and uses his heat vision. Juggernaut isn't harmed however, and counters with a hard uppercut. The punch sends Superman into the roof, but he gets out and kicks Juggernaut. Superman continues by ramming his shoulder into Juggernaut, taking him out.

Iron Man flies onto Atomic Skull and blasts him in the head. Then he shocks Skull and throws him to the ground. Atomic Skull blasts Iron Man as he gets up, then attempts to hit him. Skull misses and he falls to the ground. The Iron Man drops onto him and blasts him in the back.

Meanwhile, Spider-Man jumps behind Two-Face and drop kicks him in the back of the head. Then he follows up with a flip kick, then a roundhouse kick. Two-Face recovers just in time to be met with freeze webbing. Spider-Man pulls Two-Face to him and knocks him out.

Doctor Strange: Um, I'm just going to make this quick.

Strange creates a portal and blasts Joker through it to another dimension.

Spider-Man: Wow, so I guess that's over

Iron Man: We better get back to that portal so we can get these fou- Hey, where's Cyborg?

Cyborg: Over here!

Cyborg is sitting on the ground playing his Nintendo Switch.

Iron Man: You were sitting here the whole time?

Cyborg: Well, it seemed like you had it handled, so I took some time to get caught up in Mario Odyssey.

Iron Man: Oh my gosh.

Cyborg: Heh heh.

Iron Man: Well let's get going team!

Batman: Wait, where's Flash?

Iron Man: Um...

Cyborg: He's in the bathroom.

Spider-Man: They have a bathroom here? I was dying to go!

Batman: Flash, let's go!

Flash: Coming.

Flash runs out of the bathroom.

Flash: Sorry, diarrhea.

Iron Man: Wow, just wow.