[REC]/bts

00:00:08

PM      8:45
SEP   12   2008

「 boy meets evil 」
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[namjoon and jungkook ran upstairs; yoongi, jimin and taehyung ran towards the exits; seokjin ran to the kitchen]

HOSEOK:
yes, that's right
run away from me
how does it feel like to be the
one scared now? huh?

[hoseok tiptoes towards the kitchen; jin rushed to hide inside one of the base cabinets; camcorder was left on the countertop; hoseok grabs it and straps it on his left hand]

HOSEOK:
SEOKJIN!!
oh jinnie, i know you're here!!

[hoseok kicks the base cabinets; jin covers his mouth with his hands]

HOSEOK:
do i have to open these cabinets
one by one? jin hyung?!!!

[hoseok hastily opens the first cabinet; jin closes his eyes, praying something would stop him]

HOSEOK:
not on the first one?
perhaps you're in here!

[he opens the second cabinet; jin's not there either]

HOSEOK:
you're clever, hmm?
i wish you've been this smart before
deciding to ruin my life!

[he opens the third cabinet; jin froze as he kept his position inside the fourth cabinet]

HOSEOK:
you can't hide from me, jin
i actually looked up to you
until you lured me into continuing
your stupid ritualㅡ

[hoseok holds the cabinet handles; a loud thud came from upstairs; hoseok lets go of the cabinet]

HOSEOK:
you shouldn't have made that noise!!
haven't you watched a horror movie?
that's how you get yourself killed!

[hoseok grabs a butcher's knife from the knife rack; he walks upstairs]

HOSEOK:
ready or not, i'm coming!

[jin relaxes from his position; he jolts up when the cabinet doors were forcedly opened]

SEOKJIN:
damn you, yoongi!
you almost killed me!

YOONGI:
oh really? did i?
should i call ghost boy to butcher the hell out of you because i swear,
he could do a better job

SEOKJIN:
lower your voice!

[yoongi grabs his wrists and drags him away from the kitchen; jin pulls himself back]

YOONGI:
what are you doing, hyung?

SEOKJIN:
where are we going?

YOONGI:
we're leaving this place!

SEOKJIN:
yes but ㅡ

YOONGI:
but what?!!
we're all going to die if we don't leave!

SEOKJIN:
but i'm hungry

YOONGI:
you're what?!

SEOKJIN:
i'm hungry!!

YOONGI:
what the fuck is wrong with you?
do you want to die while holding a fucking sandwich?!!

SEOKJIN:
well, i don't wanna die hungry either
go ahead, i'll follow your tracks when i'm done

YOONGI:
oh my god, you're insane

SEOKJIN:
i know, i've heard that a lot
someone even called me alice once
i mean, hello? i'm not a woman
and besides, do i look like a kid who takes a field trip in wonderland?

[taehyung approaches them; gibberish words coming out from his mouth]

TAEHYUNG:
trㅡtㅡtrㅡt...

YOONGI:
what? did someone cut your tongue?

TAEHYUNG:
trㅡtraㅡt...

YOONGI:
tra? what? tramp?
are you calling me a tramp?
how dare you, you slut?

TAEHYUNG:

[rolls his eyes; points at the windows and doors]

trㅡtㅡtraㅡt...

SEOKJIN:
trampoline?
oh there's a trampoline here?
you wanna play with us?

YOONGI:
trash?

SEOKJIN:
i think he's saying the word...

TAEHYUNG:
trㅡtra...!!!

SEOKJIN:
ah! trajectory?!
really? you wanna think about physics before we die?

[taehyung hits his forehead with his palm]

YOONGI:
is this a person? a place?
give us a clue!!!

[taehyung waves his index finger on air]

SEOKJIN and YOONGI:
one word!

[he rolls up his sleeve; lays his index finger on his arm]

SEOKJIN:
one syllable?

[draws an imaginary circle repeatedly]

YOONGI:
what the fuck is that?!!!

SEOKJIN:
tra..

YOONGI:
oh, i got it!! transfiguration?!!
uh no, that's 5 syllables

TAEHYUNG:
WE'RE TRAPPED!
for fuck's sake, how could both of you be that stupid?

HOSEOK:
yea, how could both of you be that stupid?

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