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I have to hand it to Haribo - they must really take to heart the saying that "there is no such thing as bad publicity" because over 100 reviews of cosmically-tuned flatulence and diarrhea of Biblical proportions usually doesn't lend itself to purchases by Joe Consumer. The 5-Star review is my silent applause to Haribo for allowing me to not only gleefully enjoy the pain and suffering of my fellow man (and some of these are absolute rolling-on-the-floor gems), but also to give credit to a company that can obviously take a joke.
Considering I've had Montezuma's Revenge twice from visiting foreign countries, I share the sentiments of "Oh God, allow me to die now!!!!" The last go around also included "Please just let me throw up and get this over with", until AFTER I threw up... and then the second time... and the third time. It's amazing when you think there can't possibly be anything left in either your bowels or your stomach except bile and air, your body pulls a fast one and introduces you to a whole new level of Hell until you lie quivering on the floor begging for the sweet release of an innocent water boarding.
Haribo - you've won a life-long customer. Just not of your sugarless gummy bears...
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Sugar free gummy bears
HumorI am so Humored by the sugar-free gummy Gummy bear reviews on Amazon that I seek to preserve those stories here. Amazon has been deleting several of said reviews, And so this book was created. NOT MY ORIGINAL WORK UNLESS SPECIFICALLY STATED.
