C. R.
At my job, Every Wednesday Is "Candy day" Where all my employees bring candy, doughnuts, and other junk food to celebrate the hard work they have done, instead of stealing it from me, which believe me was no fun for either of us. While I was looking for something to bring, I saw these "hell bears" and thought about getting revenge for all of the doughnuts my employees had taken over the years. First, I bought the diarrhea inducing satan scouts at my local warehouse store, Then I put an "out of order" sign on every bathroom except for Sandra's, who was a petite old woman that was very strict to the employees (most of them stayed at least 15 feet away from her office at all times, except if they really have to talk to her in a life or death emergency). I talked (yes, talked) to the little "Niagara fallers" before I put them on the snack table, saying "Ok, nows your chance to attack!" The first person who took some satans scouts into his possession was Larry. Larry was a short, fat dude who could eat almost everything, but after fifteen minutes (he ate a large handful, I think one of the "scare bears" even winked at me) he was rushing to his bathroom, only to find out it was locked and out of order. He asked everyone where a working toilet was. they all said "Sandra", and even now, going into her office sounded like a great idea. Holding his under wear and screaming I NEED TO ****! So loudly even the person on the other end of my phone said "Ok, I'll hold for you, since you obviously can't" He was our rich client from Australia, and losing him would close our business for good. Fortunately, He is still with us. When Larry went inside Sandra's office's "Loo" It sounded like a sperm whale and an elephant bringing Niagara Falls and An active volcano right next to our building. When Larry came out, Sandra fainted and we had to get her to fresh air, I quietly tucked the bears into my desk, Saying "Nice work guys" while waiting for the paramedics to arrive. Thanks haribo for my paid week off of work!
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Sugar free gummy bears
HumorI am so Humored by the sugar-free gummy Gummy bear reviews on Amazon that I seek to preserve those stories here. Amazon has been deleting several of said reviews, And so this book was created. NOT MY ORIGINAL WORK UNLESS SPECIFICALLY STATED.
