Sometime in the distant future....
Jay: What's the news?!
Lonnie: Too good to text!
Jay: Lol, what's it about?
Lonnie: Gossip!
Jay: Does it relate to me in any way?
Lonnie: Nope.
Jay: Then I think I'll pass....
Lonnie: It's about your child.
Jay: I wasn't aware I had a child.
Lonnie: Bam, pregnant.
