Chad: Evie, do you ever think we'd be together?
Evie: No.
Chad: Why not?
Evie: Because even if we would get together (which would NEVER happen) you would be too annoying to handle. So to save us both from agonizing pain, I think we should just be friends.
Chad: What agonizing pain?
Evie: Do you really want to find out?
Chad: Dang, that's harsh. Can I still hug and kiss you?
Evie: No.... But we can still high five each other.
Chad: -_-
