Carlos: Ugh, watching TV and the only thing on is Sesame Street.
Mal: Poor you.
Carlos: Can you show me how to get to Sesame Street?
Mal: Wait until 11:11 close your eyes, spin around five times, not the pinata, and when all the candy comes pouring out, run straight through it.
Mal: Once your through you'll meet. Llama named Bob. Give Bob $20 and an apple and he'll give you a ride on his back. He'll take you to Narnia where you'll find five dollars on the ground.
Mal: Use the money to get on the Hogwarts Express, where you'll meet up with Ke$ha in compartment five. She will give you a map which will lead you through the Bulgarian counteyside.
Mal: And once you're COMPLETELY lost, you will stumble upon Sesame Street. Good luck.
Carlos: Creative answer, but could've just left it at no.....