Dude: Fun day. Ran around the room in a cape. I'M BATDOG.
Carlos: Where did you get the cape?
Dude: I think role playing helps alleviate my boredom. I feel so alive!
Carlos: WHERE DID YOU GET THE CAPE?
Dude: I PULLED THE CURTAIN RAIL DOWN. GEEZ, WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE HAPPY FOR ME?
