Random Guy: Are you up?
Lonnie: We haven't talked in 3 weeks.
Random Guy: I miss you.
Random Guy: And it's cold.
Random Guy: I wish we could cuddle.
Lonnie: Oh trust me, if I was there I'd warm you right up.......
Random Guy: Really?
Lonnie: Yup, by setting you on fire.
Lonnie: Goodnight.
