Carlos: OMGOSH the fire alarm just went off down the hall!
Mal: Do you know if it's real or just a drill?
Carlos: No idea. I just grabbed my ID and Cheerios and ran downstairs.
Evie: Wait, your dorm room might be about to burn to the ground, and you just thought to take a box of Cheerios?
Jay: Priorities my friend, PRIORITIES
Carlos: I just got up.... I'm hungry.