Dude: Hey
Dude: Hey
Dude: Hey
Carlos: What? I'm sleeping.
Dude: Can I get some food now?
Carlos: It's 3am.
Dude: It's 6am somewhere.
Carlos: Go to sleep.
Dude: I have insomnia.
Carlos: You're a dog.
Dude: So now you're calling me a liar?
Carlos: Yes.