Dude and Carlos

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Dude: Hey

Dude: Hey

Dude: Hey

Carlos: What? I'm sleeping.

Dude: Can I get some food now?

Carlos: It's 3am.

Dude: It's 6am somewhere.

Carlos: Go to sleep.

Dude: I have insomnia.

Carlos: You're a dog.

Dude: So now you're calling me a liar?

Carlos: Yes.

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